My guess is Hispanic blonde. Impaired judgment, 2. Lose of memory and.. Engineering is the study of finding a black cat in a dark room,u know wh,when der is no cat.. Pickup line of the day: Did you get those pants on sale? The Prostitute Says No.
Drowning is the act of suffocation while being submerged usually in water While I agree that suffocation and drowning have the same outcome, they are not the same thing.
When one is being smothered with a pillow, they are suffocating, not drowning. You go back to school! Suffocation is the build up of CO2 in the body not being able to escape!
Not so much the lack of Oxygen!! Hey dumbass… fish cant drown thats sufficating in water… they can sufficate though…. Just for interest sake. Did you know in Japan girls keep their phones on vibrate and put them down their crotch? When a girl cancels a date she cancels it because she has to…But when an boy cancels a date he cancels it because he has two.
What song is it? I dunno either. I kno yall expected for me to forget about yall, go to only twitter and not really fb anymore cause Im rich and famous now. Drowning is your lungs filling with water causing you to not be able to breath. Drowning is the lungs filling with fluid….
Every guy has three girls in his life. The pressure on the brain is inversely proportional to the time provided that the Syllabus remains constant…. Like if you get it ;D. Dance god damn it! I just met the boy when he came to atl. He is just a person. Actually he was pretty genuine.
Honestly, people who are low enough to trash Justin Bieber do not have lives. But only one is required to use two hands! Whoever thought of that is sick!!
He gets to meet new people everyday! Blond: i dont know who the father is for the other baby Doctor: ……. I had Voldemort around for curry and beer last night.. I woke up to find that the cheeky bugger had left a dark mark in the toilet.. As a former joker I think we need more status that are funny and less that make you want to kill yourself. Im Ginger, And I find it all Funny. Aka banter. So Gingers who get upset by this — Man Up x. In front of u boys say they love u ,they care,bout u ,they cant do witout u ,they wil never leave u ,n d main 1 they wil never horn u………but cum on girls tell me wat r they reli sayin behind u……..
I have brown hair. Full Time no flags on play.. NOO when life hands you lemons you squirt in someones eye.
They cant see you so why bother running?? I tried to log on to Facebook. Me too. High School- We had homework? Stupid… 81 of you who liked these are dumb kids.. Knowledge is power.
X went to the grocery store today, told me to help her unpack the car, there was only one bag in the trunk. Awesome i am going to use I was going to kill the sexiest person alive and… you know the rest. I think that leaving a bunch of people scratching their heads was the point.
Thanks for ruining it lol. See what you did Mairsa? You just killed any possibility of an erection. Now you need to make him a sandwich. Now everybody comments on my status, thanks guys … , :. Dude… he is too attractive, and super talented.
Just realize that there is no one that has a voice like that. And plus he just matured and his voice got deeper. And I bet your voice was just as high when you were So shut up and mind your own buisness, kay?
You see how only one person liked this? Yeah that is because you are an idiot. And a sexist pig. So make your own Damn Sandwich, lazy ass. You can go ahead and play with yourself too, because with that kind of comment, your not getting a girl in your bed anytime soon.
Usually the idiots are the brunnettes that dye their hair blonde. Calm yourself…. It is not a dis on your precious Justine Beaver, it is just a joke to make people laugh. Just a suggestion. You lose a life.
Would you like to try again? Best punishment to a boy: Give him a mobile phone, with lots of balance and girls phone numbers and leave him at a place where there is no network. You stupid hater! How much coke has Charlie Sheen done?
That is awesome, but you have a bunch of people scratching there head. Justin Bieber is a fag and needs to grow up. I dont understand why you have to be rude about it… wow If the rest of the world was as rude as you were id be scared for our generation…. If you see us without an erection, make us a sandwich!
There are 10 types of people in this world. Teacher: Hey students, I encouraged you to join the amazing race. Take note, Its not just a race. Justin bieber: when will my arse stop hurting J B;s dad: -. Needs money for food. God bless. This is an awesome list! Made me laugh. Going to forward to my friends now in FB. Ahhh shit. All for Justin Beiber, how cute..
Just out trolling, carry on haha. You probably know all of the Justin Websites. I can just see you now…35 years old, cats, and lbs. Get a life, and a waist. Go rent a brain cell and read the joke again. Are you making his money, Aim Pownall? I think not. What an idiot. She has a boyfriend? They tell us to send our clothes to the starving in Africa, Believe me if they can fit into mine they are not starving…. A divorced man walks over to his ex-wifes new hubby n asked…so how does it feel enjoying 2nd hand goods?..
Why the hell does everyone dis on Justin bieber? What did he do to you? My bf said he was gunna give me the world but i told him in this rate of crimes n this resesion i dont want it lol ….
Please copy and paste this to your status if you know someone, or have been affected by someone who needs a punch in the face. People who need a punch in the face affect the lives of many.
There is still no known cure for someone who deserves a punch in the face, except for a punch in the face. But we can still raise awareness! I think its hilarious!
Answer: Mother fucker.. If enough of you do this, you CAN make a difference! Hello everyone. Look at your status, now back to mine, now back to yours, now back to mine. But if you stopped posting about other things and made this your status, yours could be like mine.
Look down, back up. Where are you? New one… X thought he saw a ninja while driving home today… Turned out to be just a light pole… Or was it?
I just made this one up.. Save my name, email, and website in this browser for the next time I comment. Time limit is exhausted. Sign in. Forgot your password? Get help. Privacy Policy. Password recovery. Considering Venturing into Hemp Production?
Here is What You Need to…. How Gamers Can Aim for Sustainability. How to Empower your business with Artificial Intelligence. Enhancing Your Game Streaming. Beam Shaper. Crypto Platforms Lending Ethereum. Such a Wonderful Collection.. My favorite one was about eating the giant marshmallow, and waking up to find your pillow gone.
Fab …………….!! The Justin Bieber jokes are not funny. None of this was funny. It was crappy grammar and punctuation also. These are seriously funny. If u wanna see more funny fb statuses go to funnystatus. Slept like log last night,, woke up in the fireplace. That awkward moment when Pinocchio and Voldemort meet. This stuff really made me laugh. Where do you keep all of that tomato sauce?
Try putting this on your status if you want your friends to get a laugh. Sold my homing pigeon times last year on eBay. Twenty years ago, the internet was an escape from the real world.
Today, the real world is an escape from the internet. If lost in the woods, build a shelter. The tax man will be there shortly. If the fate of the world ever rests on knowing 80s music lyrics, call me. We lost our culture around the time we stopped smoking Marlboro Reds and started vaping strawberry cheesecake.
Hump Day! Just two more days til the weekend. For the first time, there is about to be a generation of parents who are better than their kids at video games. You are my sunshine my only sunshine You make me happy when it is Wednesday! Welcome to Wednesday also known as Hump Day! So Hump or Be Humped!
The choice is yours. Wednesday is here, but I am not. I need to wake, for I am soo tired. But I must get to work, before I get fired. We survived the beginning of the week, and can hope to make it to the end. We should start keeping giraffes a secret from young children.
Imagine discovering giraffes exist when you were like
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